Description
If At First You Don’t Succeed Destroy All Evidence That You Tried Unisex Cotton T-shirt. This soft, sturdy cotton tee carries a wink of mischief—an irreverent line that reads like a private joke between friends. It settles easily into everyday life: thrown on for late-night projects, layered under a flannel at low-key gatherings, or worn while tinkering in the garage.
The fabric feels familiar and dependable against the skin, and the relaxed crew neckline keeps the look uncomplicated and carried-with-confidence. It’s for people who laugh at their own epic fails and move on without drama—those who prefer practicality with a sharp sense of humor.
Bring it to casual meetups, DIY nights, or any moment when you want to signal, with a smile, that you’ve been there, tried it, and lived to tell the tale.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Seamless tubular knit body to reduce stretch and visual seams
- Ribbed, elastic collar with no seam to retain shape
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dry clean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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